Hahahah, I can’t remember the last time I had this much fun You also can’t remember how you got home last night Or took off your clothes and showered you off I’ll bet you also didn’t thank
this person I’m saying is it’s been a while since Megalopolisville really needed us to do anything It does actually. The computer is listing three attempted homicides 27 thefts and two more bank
robberies in this exact second We could be doing much more than just sitting here drinking and laughing Okay, it’s been a while since megalopolisville really needed us to do anything that demanded more than two hours of our time, but ends up being all over the news worldwide and will reverberate throughout the years in world culture. That’s what you wanted to hear? You got it Hm, an army of remote-controlled mannequins is invading city hall …which is full of cameras and reporters Now this looks like a job for us! All right, I’ll just get my wheel… What are you doing? Holding your wheel for you You’re not worthy of taking… Well, it looks like you are, but you shouldn’t! Only the one who’s truly worthy, would be able to What? Okay, sorry I thought you
didn’t want an Eyesight to hold the wheel What? I wasn’t supposed to either,
is that it? No you weren’t! Didn’t you hear the worthy part? Yeah, yeah, but maybe the wheel standards are a little low What are you insinuating? m My
own father had that magic wheel made He told me it was made by a ten-foot tall
dwarf in the middle of an enchanted furnace in outer Right, sure, he did… and what exactly did your father say this person needs to have to be worthy
of this magic wheel exactly? Well, I had to go through several tests of course, first I had to learn how to wash my own clothes and underwear and make my own
food, then I had to get a job at Starbucks, so I stopped getting an
allowance! Later I needed to rent an apartment and leave the house so my father could rent my room on Airbnb and after that I was worthy to raise the magic wheel that my father made for me Oh sure right, why not? I mean. there really must be something special about this magic wheel made by a giant dwarf in space What wheel? This one? Oh for Gods sake!

Author: Kennedi Daugherty

100 thoughts on “TARANIS 2 – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

  1. Good point. What amazing selfless and brave attributes did the mighty Thor have that set him apart from his avenger colleagues?

    He was irresponsible and impulsive at varying degrees throughout his theatrical run. NOBODY ELSE could wield the hammer? NOBODY??

  2. I see, in the movie after Thor fell on earth he had no home and no job and thus he could not lift the hammer, he was worthy again once he got the job of superhero and had a girlfriend to let him crash in her house

  3. "Every Tuesday!" … except, y'know, when it's Friday… or Wednesday… or Monday… or whenever you feel like uploading content evidently…

  4. I find it funny that this channel hasn't boom up yet in subscriptions. I mean, come on guys, get your sharings up! I'm pretty sure this channel deserves a lot more recognition!

  5. 0:23 It’s weird, people call the Justice league arrogant gods who don’t care about humans.

    Yet the avengers reflect this.

    And somehow being less human then Two godlike aliens, a Amazonian Warrior, a literal pinnacle of humanity and the king of the fucking sea! That should kinda reflect how soulless heroism is portrayed nowadays in marvel.

  6. Whats funny is that the Archer was not shown holding the wheel. The Archer may well not meet the basic standard of "worthiness" 😂

  7. So he's not a Dr. Strange/Brother Voodoo homage, he's a Thor KO… but specifically an Infinity War Thor KO?
    Come on guys… these used to be somewhat clever. Now? Not.

  8. To be fair, all of them could meet those qualifications of basic self-sufficiency. I'm curious if the wheel does something or if it is just a wagon wheel.

  9. I'm reminded of a sketch from Steven Fry and Hugh Laurie with a similar premise, where Hugh plays the son of Steven, and after opening a special drawer, Steven tells Hugh he is the one, tasked with a mighty task to defeat evil bla bla bla. Similar idea

  10. they make it like that wheel is just a thing his father make-up to teach him responsibilities, but he is a hero right? he likely use that wheel to smash bad guy with, so at least give credit to how tough that thing is.

  11. hello i really love this channel and all of the hilarious stories. could you show how they are made and where you get your ideas from?

  12. Yes, it was a dwarf. He was larger than average but his body proportions were still dwarven. You do not want to call that one an elf. He will smack you across the room.

  13. And then Red Skull handles the wheel flawlessly.
    "I volunteer at zee homeless shelter on veekends!" ^_^

    10-foot dwarf… BEST. PETER DINKLAGE. CAMEO. EVER!

  14. Celtic Thunder God, likes human sacrifice, has a wheel. This basically covers the Taranis google page so I guess there won't be a Taranis 3….

  15. Huh, Archer never picked up the wheel. I wonder what makes him unworthy? Does he still live with his parents, has he never had a job, or does he not know how to do his own laundry? Could be anything with that guy…

  16. What do you have to be worthy of to hold Thor's hammer anyway? Thor was a complete dick but apparently Captain America and Superman can wield it and they're the very opposite of a dick they're boy scouts. I don't think Thor is really a boy scout like them.

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