“Funny, Funny” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture)

“Funny, Funny” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture)


I go down to the Pharmacy one day I have to buy pain
medication for my mother so I get there with the script,
the woman’s behind the counter She’s like, “Hi Sir,
can I help you with anything?” I said yes, I need to fill
this prescription please she goes, “Okay, let me just check
here, that’s for Mrs Noah?” I said yes, yes. “Okay, hold on. Oh, I am sorry Sir.
We don’t have any stock there.” I said what do you mean no stock? She said, “Yeah,
we got nothing of that medicine” I said well,
when are you getting more? “Oh, we are not gonna
get for a few months hey there’s a back-order problem” Okay, so what do you.
My mom needs the pain medication. She’s like, “Yeah, I’m sorry.” Oh, well. “Just joking! you should have seen your face, hey I’ve also got jokes there
Trevor, I’ve also got jokes.” I’m like, you got jokes? my mom’s in pain, she got shot you got jokes? this is not the time for jokes,
what the hell. It’s not funny lady! It’s too soon, it’s just too soon! it’s too soon. Ah, Hospitals. I’m not a fan. I had to go back for my
surgery, voice surgery. One of the most stressful
days of my life. I am there 5 o’clock in the morning,
I’m sitting in the waiting area. There’s this woman that checks
you in for you surgery. She’s not friendly at all, she’s not
even trying to make people feel good. She’s like, “next!” And you will come up, “next!” It’s my turn and she’s like,
“Name!” Trevor “Trevor” “Surname!” I said: “Noah” “Noah” “Noah?” “Trevor Noah?” I said: “yes” “Trevor Noah?” I said: “yes” “The comedian?” “The one who’s making the jokes, he?” “Yes” “The jokes about us when
we are on strike, he?” “No, not that one. This one.” “It’s another one, it’s not me.” She’s like, “Yea!” “Yea, you are here now, he?” “Hmm, it’s not funny now, hey?” “No, it’s not funny.” She’s like, “Yea, where’s your jokes now?” “They’re in the car” “What?”
“No, nothing. Nothing.” “Hmm, funny guy. So what you
doing here? You going to surgery?” I said: “yes” “Why you talking like
that, what’s wrong?” “I have got a thing.” “Oh, the voice is broken, he?” “Did you break something,
what’s wrong is it sore?” I said: “yes” “Oh, I’m sorry. It’s sore?” I said: “yes” “You want the medicine?” I said: “yes” “okay, let me just check.” “Oh, they say laughter
is the best medicine.” “Yea, so why don’t you just make a joke and fix it?” “Just make a joke on
the inside funny guy.” “Even me, I can do it for you.” I can make a joke, I can fix that Knock, knock. Who’s there?” “Nobody, yeah!” “Funny, funny.” “Funny, Next!” It’s not funny it’s my life oh, welcome guys. Welcome. just in time just started the show did he just ask you what did I
miss, what did I miss? why are you guys so
late, what happened? Eish! Eish, see patience, patience “Eish, late, Eish” go away, go away Luckily the voice surgery was a success you know, I had a great doctor I was blessed enough
to be able to heal and I can do the shows again most important thing
though, is the tea and as weird as it
sounds, I have to drink it it’s a mixture of Rooibos lemon, honey, ginger,
sea salt and bicarb disgusting, but it works but it’s great,
I can do my shows in South Africa I can do my shows in Southern Africa which is fantastic, so I’m doing that going out into Africa,
have you ever been into Africa Sir? No, what’s your name if
you don’t mind me asking? Gerhard, Gerhard. Never been out into Africa No, the reason I said out into Africa is because this is not Africa No, South Africa is not.
This is Africa Lite guys. this is don’t get it twisted, when I say Africa I mean Africa, like Africa, Africa.
No jokes. No white people, nothing
nothing. it’s just you in the streets
Gerhard, just you just you, if you see like
one other white person you’re happy, yay! it’s your reflection. I’ve started doing shows
out there Gerhard, you know Places like Namibia, fantastic Botswana as well, beautiful Wanted to go to Zimbabwe,
but I skipped it No, because I don’t want to die.
That’s the only reason. You laugh but I mean
this, you cant make jokes about Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe if you do this, you get arrested and get sent to prison for
mocking the president, right. so I know I would go there,
and I wouldn’t be able to resist I would be like,
“Hey, Mustache hey” and then, I’m in jail. which normally wouldn’t
be such a bad thing because what would happen normally in
an international incident like that is normally your president
would just come there he would ask you to be released
and taken back to your country but now, I don’t know if that guy will come and fetch me. I can see him sending
Mugabe the e-mail now “It’s fine, Rob” “keep him” so I am not taking any chances.

Author: Kennedi Daugherty

100 thoughts on ““Funny, Funny” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture)

  1. Thanks for watching! πŸ™ŒπŸΎSubscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! http://bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

  2. YOU GOT IT TREVOR….JUST GO BIG TIME !!!! YOUR STAND UP MUST GOT BIG NAME !!!! LIKE RAW OR DONT KILL THE MESSENGER !!!!!! GET GLOBAL ISSUE ….ON IT TO ALL CAN FEEL YOU !!!! GLOBAL CELEBRITIES !!!!! JOKES !!!! BIG TIME ????!!!!! WITH YOUR MATERIAL TO CHECK ON LEVEL YOUR WORK …. CHRIS ROCK ONLY…. WITH CAREY OBVIOUSLY !!!!! EDDIE WILL COME NOT PREPARE …IF YES …AND HE DROP LEVEL FROM RAW…. LOOK BAD IN LEGAND STATUS !!!!! YOU MUST KNOW WHEN TO STOP !!!! TILL NOW EDDIE RULES … BUT ALL NEW IS JUST WORST THEN BACK TO OLD TIMES !!!!!!! TOP OR NOT !!!! BUT TO US … TO GIVE US YOU…. MUST BEST OF YOU !!!!! YOU NEED TO SHOCK US !!!!!!!!!

  3. Is it just me or does the final "subscribe" message from Trevor sound like the only time I will ever get close to hearing what he sounds like during anything sexual.

  4. Trevor, i came across a bunch of vids about Fashion Week in the diff cities in Africa. Kigali, Rowanda, and others. It was amazing how inclusive it was. The runway had all sorts of body types(stick figures to junoesque, to big girls, and huge range of ages from 8-80 yo's, there was even a fashion show for disabled people.) There were shows where the models had dance numbers on the catwalk. Then they had Africa's next supermodel, complete with a question and answer portion like miss universe. I have to admit there were hilarious moments and cringe worthy ones as well, but one thing was sure. They took what Paris had to offer, turned every which way, and made it their own. The reason I mentioned this is because that week long celebration was a treasure trove of material for your standup, and I wanted to see what you could make of it.

  5. Trevor I'm trying sooooo very hard to listen to your jokes but my mind keeps screaming 'OMG HE IS SOOOO EEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFING HOTTTTTTTTT πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš’πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨ I MEAN….SERIOUSLY…YOU ARE JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING ON THIS PLANET AFTER THAT CUTE MONSTER FROM "ABOMINABLE" πŸ˜€ πŸ’— Carla 41 Israel

  6. I just love it how we impersonation are especially when you said even I could make a joke knock knock who's there nobody ya haha so hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Hospital Receptionist: "You are here now eh! ….It is not funny now eh!….where are the jokes now eh!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Zim would be grateful to have you come.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    But fair enough. Wouldn't want you to die either

  9. So sorry about your voice Trevor… I am happy for you that your surgery went well. I truly enjoy your comedy… What a blessing to many people that you are.. God bless you your mom and Dad and the rest of your family

  10. Trevor ..there is NO-ONE that can make me laugh and make me happy like you do.. I came home from work tonight absolutely exhausted . You have totally transformed my mood. You are AMAZING and so so talented. Please come visit us in Australia and come to my place for dinner.. πŸ’•πŸ˜˜

  11. THE SINKING TITANIC???
    🚣 πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸš£
    …….. I'M OUT OF HERE, I DESIGNED THE DAM THING , IVE GOT TO LIVE TO TELL MY STORY……THE REST OF U CAN. ALL DROWN FOR ALL I CARE!!
    YA! THAT WOULD BE TRUMP!!
    Ouchhhhhhh . Oufffffffff

  12. i swear this guy could only breathe and look at me and i’d laugh my ass offπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

  13. Trevor Noah sucks. His brand of corporate-liberal humour is rubbish. Imagine going from Jon Stewart to this. Utter disgrace

  14. My mom when we're visiting my family in Africa:
    Oh a white person! Look! It's a white person!
    My cousin:
    Actually.. it's my best friend's sister..an albino
    Me:πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  15. You have no culture, thats why you can't play basketball like other black men….keep pandering Noah, someday someone will think you really are a comic…

  16. I'm from Namibia and now I live in Peru and my friend and I LOVE your showssss. We are always retelling them to each other even though we both have already watched them about 100 times but they are still great!!

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