100 thoughts on “Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. Season 6 is coming in Spring 2019. Do we need another 3 vs 3 matchup? Or 4 vs 4? If so what ideas do you have for a match like that?

  2. it would have been a BIT funnier if they all ended up ACTUALLY fighting in the end and the announcer was like "uhhhhhhhhhh…….who's next?"

  3. I don't know who won.
    On the one hand, the western philosophers dissing each other is sooooo good.
    But on the other hand, it was Confucius who turned them against each other.

  4. ”You don’t wanna stand in the path of Lao Tzu today/ I’ll make you move bitch/get out the way!”
    Well done with both „path” and „way” since Lao Tzu is considered the founder of Daoismus or Taoismus (6 century BC) that is the „The teaching about the way” or „The teaching about the (righteous) path”.

  5. When you think about it, twas kind of a bad idea to put the philosophers in groups, just look at the ending because they all start dissing each other ( spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't gotten to the end of the video )

  6. Nietzsche is too preachy, Voltaire's full of hot air, and Socrates can suck on these! Confucius just confuses us, Sun Tzu needs some kung fu, and Loa Tzu is kind of foul, too!

  7. "dont make Nietzsche come over and put a knee up in your chi" best line in my opinion xD It just fits perfectly with his Name and the eastern Chi I love it

  8. "These white boys gettin' burned cuz guess what? Now the Suns out!"

    The Easterners won with that line alone.

  9. “Why don’t you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face?”

    Trust me, if you know what Confucius looks like, this line is amazing.

  10. Sun Tzu's eyebrows don't fit on his face, and Confucius is wearing the to-go-box hat. These are the things which keep me up at night.

  11. Sun Tzu in the background when the westerners start fighting with each other is the best part of this video. Remember that, America… divide and conquer is the real deal

  12. Am I seriously the only one that noticed when Nietzsche spelled his name he said the C when he should have said the last E and viceversa?

  13. "You'll never hold a candle"..from traditional timing of kung-fu matches I guess…damn boys, there's always something to learn from ERBH

  14. “I’m way above you weak rookies, Confucius say you can all hold these fortune cookies”

    Jajajajajajajaja grande Confucius!!!

  15. I think Sun Tzu sounded way too much like a modern American gangsta rapper, he should've sounded more Chinese. It would've been way better having him rap in a militaristic Chinese accent. Lao Tzu sounded the most genuine of the Eastern philosophers.

  16. Sun tzu: why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face
    Me: umm have u seen a mirror?

  17. What Lao Tzu meant by "A bowl is most useful when it is empty" here is that the Easterners should have just been quiet and watched the Westerners fight, and then they would be the undisputed winners.

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