Don’t Be a Menace (1/12) Movie CLIP – Ashtray’s Father (1996) HD

Don’t Be a Menace (1/12) Movie CLIP – Ashtray’s Father (1996) HD


[ tray narrating ]
my father tried his best
to give me advice. The problem was, he was only
a couple of years older than me. [ man ]
fool, I told you I don’t
want no damn watchtower ! Hey, what’s up, nigger ? What’s up, pops ?
Oh, how you doin’, man ? How you doin’, man ?
How’s it goin’ ? Oh, man !
Look at you.
It’s goin’ be on ! Look atyou,man !
Look, you got big, man !
Oh, you know. Last time I seen you,
you was about this tall. They wouldn’t even let you on
the rides at the amusement park.
Had to take you to kiddie land. Remember that ?
Yeah, but it’s all good. I was just about to eat
breakfast. You hungry ?
No, I’m full, man. I had some red hots.
Oh, is that right ?
Cool. Hey, man, come on in. Oh, please allow me.
You’re the guest
in my house, man.Make yourself at home.
Hey, are those your bo’s ?Yeah.
Hey, I’m gonna be
sportin’ them, man. It’s good to have you
up in it too. I’m gonna finish gettin’ my
swollen on right. Have a seat.
All right. Cool. Hey ! Make sure your
ass is on that plastic.That’s right.
So we’re not bumpin’ heads.Man, if you gon’ be stayin’
here, you gon’ have to
follow some rules. No smokin’ my shit.
Don’t let me catch you
drinkin’ my shit.And if you bring any
of them ho’s up in here,
make sure I fuck ’em first.And, uh… You gon’
have some chores. – Chores ?
– That’s right. Chores. Nigger, this ain’t gon’
be no free ride !Uh, you gon’ have to
keep track of
my matchbox cars.You got to organize the damn
sega genesis cartridges.Do my homework,
since you want to be
such a smart ass.After that, in the nighttime,
cut the hair on my balls. Can I ask you
a question, pop ?
Yeah.What you gon’ be doin’ ? Hey ! Look, nigger,
I ain’t got to do nothin’.
My mama take care of me. [ sighs ]
I know you think
I’m bein’ hard on you.What the hell. I guess
I’m tryin’ to teach you
some responsibility. You right, pop.
No shit.

Author: Kennedi Daugherty

100 thoughts on “Don’t Be a Menace (1/12) Movie CLIP – Ashtray’s Father (1996) HD

  1. Lahmard and Tracey Cherelle Jones (Dashiki) younger sister, Tamala (Lanie Parish from "Castle"), later appeared in "Janky Promoters".

  2. โ€œOh please, allow me. You a guest in my house, make ya self at home.โ€ Then proceeds to just toss his shit lmfao what ๐Ÿ’€.

  3. Nobody never notice the candy bar was open when he answers the door and closed when he said he about to eat breakfast

  4. Glad im not black and wouldnt wana be in no crazy black family and the whites as ruined the black culture society into a mess.

  5. I was always confused on how ashtrays pops was a couple years older than him, but tray got to go to an 18 and up party..and his father wasn't allowed in???

  6. I was always confused on how ashtrays pops was a couple years older than him, but tray got to go to an 18 and up party..and his father wasn't allowed in???

  7. The actor playing ashtray father is lamad Tate brother of Larenz Tate in menace 2 society which is paroded in the movie don't be a menace

  8. NOTED: Ashtray's dad answers the door with a Hershey bar in hand with a bite taken out of it. A moment later they hug and the candy bar is intact still wrapped!

  9. If anybody doesnt get the joke its the fact that Cuba Gooding Jr. was only 7 yrs younger than Laurence Fishburne who played his father in Boyz n the hood

  10. THIS IS MY TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIE SCENES ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ gold from 0:00 to the end

  11. โ€œFool I told you I donโ€™t want no damn watchtowerโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Jehovahโ€™s Witness jokes donโ€™t get old.

  12. My gosh this movie was so freaking funny. It got me through some tough times back then. Had to unwind and just sit back and watch something not serious.

  13. You might miss it the first time you watch this scene, but I love how everything is covered in those plastic couch protectors. Even the bookshelf, TV, and bench press. When I saw that the houseplant was covered in plastic, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. And they made all the props and they're only visible for a second! This movie is packed with laughs and rewards repeat viewings.

  14. 0:04

    "My father tried his best to give me advice, the problem was he was only a couple of years older than me."

    LMAO

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