CROW GIRL – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

CROW GIRL – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Hello commissioner… Hello Crow. Hi commissioner Well, do you want to tell me something? Like what ? You haven’t been answering my messages, right? I thought it was the other way around. You’re the one supposed to answer my messages Isn’t that how it works? It should if, you ever sent me any. It’s been a while, right? That’s because things
are getting complicated Complicated? I don’t think I follow…like what? This girl next to you, for example and this boy of course That we never really discussed
properly Oh you’re talking about Crow Girl! Is that it? Oh my god, Crow Girl?! Why do you call her that? Well because she is a girl. Come on, Crow..Crow Girl. That
doesn’t even make sense Was she all so traumatized by crows? No.. I wouldn’t call it a trauma, but I’m pretty embarrassed right now. Does that count? As far as I know, you’re a big crow because of your trauma aren’t you Crow? I can be Snake Girl then! No you cannot! For the love of God! She doesn’t have nipples? I think that would look pretty weird, right? Of course it would, but I thought
that was your goal! Am I the only one that sees the circus that this is becoming? No, I think it’s pretty clear to everyone Andrew, keep your goddamn mouth shut! Andrew? What happened to Chris? He died in an accident, so I had to look for another boy Crow, I really don’t want to know
anymore… really

Author: Kennedi Daugherty

100 thoughts on “CROW GIRL – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

  1. Um, if Chris died, and Crow was there and failed to report it, doesn't that make him accessory to a felony first class murder charge?

  2. At least crows make more sense than bats. A crow could peck your eye out. A bat can, what, eat small insects and fruit at you threateningly?

    If it's a vampire bat, then I guess scrape off a thin layer of skin as you sleep. Still nowhere near as threatening as being pecked at.

  3. I'm not entirely certain what the Commissioner's hang up is. Does he just want Crow Girl's suit to have nipples?
    Kinda sick, considering that's his daughter, I reckon.

  4. Silverstone seems like a cool superhero name for Crowgirl since she has a silver cown and choosing an alias has made her clueless.

  5. This….. This really reminds me of something. I can't seem to put my finger on it but it's really familiar. I think it's a parody of a comic character or cartoon or something. Damn! What is it?
    OH!!! I know now. That show that was on in the 90s….

    Boy Meets World!! That's it.

  6. Comissioner: Jesus Christ, Crow. I should be arresting you than these criminals. Youre more mentally ill and a threat than a fucking help. Fucking Christ

  7. Crowgirl looks like Samantha… which would make sense, Samantha doesn't mind hanging around weirdos and Crow has money.

  8. Do you guys have a Tumblr, Twitter or Deviantart accounts? I would love to have some of your artwork as wallpaper.

  9. "…if a burger-headed man doesn't eat your arm"? I'm quite "unupdated" at super-heroes nowadays. Does that mean that Two-Face has really eaten Barbara's arm?

  10. ALRIGHT!🤬😡🚫 LISTEN!! COMMISSIONER "GLUTTON HEADED PRICK" IT'S CLEARLY OBVIOUS THAT THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET HIS DAME ACT TOGETHER! BUT IF U DON'T KNOW HOW A SUPERHERO VIGILANTE IS SUPPOSED TO WORK, THEN I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY U SHOULD BE STOMPING ON THE PRIDE OF COMMISSIONER GORDON! I MEAN HONESTLY! HASN'T THIS STUPID FAT PIG EVER READ A COMIC BOOK?! AND ONE ABOUT SUPERHEROES I MIGHT ADD! IN FACT IF COMMISSIONER "GLUTTON HEADED PRICK" ACTUALLY MEETS COMMISSIONER GORDON, I BET GORDON WOULD POUND THE LIVING SHIT OUT BOTH THAT FAT PIG, THE GLUTTON HEADED PRICK AND THE SO CALLED, URBAN CROW!!!!!!!!!!!!🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓

  11. Why do crows have nipples?
    Where's crow girls nipples?
    When is there going to be action scenes?

  12. Fun fact: "Nite Owl" from "Watchmen" is a barely legal copy of Batman because DC was too pussy to let Alan Moore use Batman on his "edgy risky" comicbook

  13. The worst part is: none of them were brutally kiiled by Top Dollar's crew then returned from the grave as unkillable living corpses.

  14. That's what I never got about the modern Batman…Superman is now more of a loner than he is…Batwing…seriously…? Red Robin…Red Hood….who's next? Red Foxx? Simply Red?

  15. I don't get it.
    Is the commissionner worried about the Crow habbits ? Or jealous because he is no more the only partener ?

  16. Finally.. someone said it!!
    Batgirl?? Robin??
    What the fuck??

    It was even worse in the arrow series!! Just anybody became a hero in that series!!

  17. I so wanted andrew to say "yeah I used to be with this other guy who dressed as a mouse…. but I got to old for him….and… so…. yeah. "

  18. Yes. If the Bat costumes have nipples, why not Batgirl?
    I'm not saying there should be nipples on any costume, but yes, it shines a light on how weird it became in the 90's.

  19. Guys, this is totally brilliant! On the same level as super cafe and HISHE! Keep up the great work! I'll even watch your commercials – as long as their the short ones.

  20. Just call her Raven… Oh wait. Well, then just call her The Vulture… Never mind. Wait, just call her Falcon… Shoot, scrap that. How about you just call her Hawkeye… God damn it!

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