Bernard? Are you here? Dick? Frederick Welcome to the cave! it doesn’t look like a cave… In fact it looks a lot like a wine cellar it’s because the other place that actually looks like a cave has no air conditioning and no wine That makes sense… I’d like to show you something if you don’t mind All right, as long as you remember that I’m 14, okay? Okay, okay, I’m gonna die aren’t I? Can you do it quickly at least? No! Of course not All right, can you at least drug me first? I’m not gonna kill you! I just want to know what you think about the outfit I don’t really know the right answer Dick… Frederick I’m gonna fight crime! Okay, why are you wearing that outfit? To scare the criminals? Dressed like a rat? Does that make any sense? I’m just asking People are afraid of rats People are more afraid of needles than rats. Are you gonna dress up like a
needle? Are you going to be sarcastic? I’m just saying that whatever you plan in
your head, doesn’t work in reality People’s biggest fear is to speak in
public. Why don’t you hire some extras to go with you, so you can all be an
audience for thugs? You don’t like the outfit okay… I’m just not sure if it will have the effect you’re looking for. Are you wearing makeup? It’s not makeup, it’s ink I put on my eyes so they look dark and shaded Isn’t that makeup though?
Where did you buy this? An ink store or a makeup store? Have you seen how the mask looks without it? It’s even more ridiculous! And you have a wing too.. It’s a cape! Look forget it… I thought you think it was cool but… I just don’t’s a cape but it looks like a wing, doesn’t it? . Why would a rat have a wing? Why would a rat have a cape? And be 5 feet tall? I’m 5 3! Look, that wasn’t my point, I was just trying to make a surprise You surprised me, you did! I don’t thinkcthere’s anything you could do that could be more surprising than this. I adopted you, Dick You’re not an orphan anymore.. I understand that but why?! Why?? Because I was trying to support you! I was trying to give you a normal family Dick ! Are you aware that you’re dressed like a giant rat in a wine cellar with a fourteen-year-old boy I am aware of that Dick! Sorry… Thank you for adopting me… seriously… Whatever Dick… Um…thank you Do you… Want to see your outfit? WHAT?! you

Author: Kennedi Daugherty


  1. I'm not sure if it's funny or amusing, a more mature single man, in a mansion far from everyone, tending and guiding a lonely young man. I call it "Tuesdays."

  2. Society of Virtue you guys are amazing, I laughing so hard with this video! Please Keep doing this awesome work!

    Bunka Pop Bring me here! XD

  3. if they didn't stand still and move more then yknow the mouths then this would be good I'm sorry but this is just poor animation

  4. What a dick! Am I right?……..sorry, that one's was not only bad but predictable…..I mean…..just sorry.

  5. Congratulations Ian !! I came from Jovem Nerd and I am having a lot of fun !! ( coloquei inglês pra geral poder ler )

  6. This is at a Venture Bros. level of lampooning comic book heroes. The folks who made this obviously have a lot of talent. They're sure to go places!

  7. Are you kidding me? A masked vigilantly cover in (possibly used) needles is the scariest shit I've ever heard of!

  8. 1:30 is actaully a brilliant idea. You get a bunch of people with foldy chiars to sit around and heckle criminals. You could have heros like Sarcastic Girl and Slowclap Man.

  9. 1:30 is actaully a brilliant idea. You get a bunch of people with foldy chiars to sit around and heckle criminals. You could have heros like Sarcastic Girl and Slowclap Man.

  10. "Are you aware that you're in a wine cellar, dressed like a rat, with a 14 year old boy?"

    Slow, non-sarcastic clap. That was just beautiful.

  11. People are afraid of mobs. Why don’t you pay some angry racist college kids to put on masks and attack people with bike locks?

    ….oh wait the democrat party already does that. Damn.

  12. Real world reaction to superheroing.

    But seriously the problem with every Batman movie is the black makeup aroubd naked eyes when HIS COWL SHOULD HAVE MIRRORED EYEPIECES .

  13. A middle age millionaire loner drew to his cellar and he tells you "Come here to the darkness, I have to show you something" Yes, there is nothing suspicious about it.

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